Islmaic Cleric bans Women Saying They Would Think Of Sex When They Touch Bananas and Cucmbers.

There is an intresting headline moving in the Muslim community which says "Did an Islamic cleric Ban WOMEN from touching BANANAS and CUCUMBERS ?". Sadly it is True but cannot change the mindsets of the islamic people.we will let u know about Such Ridiculous Fatwa  Nominees.Fatwa Says these fruits or vegetables resemble the Male penis.

Fatwa Says these fruits or vegetables resemble the Male penis:

An email pinged around the world claiming that a Muslim cleric residing in Europe had issued an intresting FATWA or religious ruling that says " Banning Women from touching Bananas and Cucumbers which meant that "these fruits or vegetables resemble the Male penis" and by touching that "Women would think of Sex" according to report in supposed Egyptian website. 

It also says that " If suppose Women likes to eat these food items then preferably a third party, a male such as father or husband or brother should cut into small pieces and serve ," cleric supposed.

Its ridiculous that they would even think so narrow that a food item would reflect sex and that to only for women. It not only kills women's respect but also the respect towards them.

The fatwas used to carry the authority of divine ordination. But the years since have revealed that, indeed, there is nothing to fear—or revere—about the fatwa. In fact, nowadays, you can get a fatwa to validate any point you want to make. I call it “fatwa shopping.

The idea of the fatwa became notorious when it rised to another apocryphal tale like the ones that emerge from the Onion, the satire magazine that makes up news, the e-trail to the original story was clarified.Sunday, after unprecedented attention to the bikyamasr.com website, an email shot out from a man identifying himself as the site’s editor, Joseph Mayton, apologizing for the mixup, correcting the original Egyptian media outlet that reported the “cucumber sheikh” as www.assawsana.com and linking to the original story in Arabic.

In our Muslim community, we’ve had enough comic fatwas to create our own Fatwa Ridiculist. 

Fatwa Ridiculous Nominees:

1. A man can work with a woman to whom he’s not a brother, father, uncle, or son, if he drinks her breast milk first.

2. A husband can divorce his wife with a text message, declaring: “I divorce you. I divorce you. I divorce you.”

3. Muslim girls can’t be tomboys.

4. Mickey Mouse is a corrupting influence and must die.

5. Emoticons are illegal.

6. You can’t wear a Manchester United soccer jersey.

7. A husband and wife can’t have sex naked.

8. Pokemon is as bad as Mickey Mouse.

9. Ditch the downward dog. Yoga is forbidden.

10. Girls above the age of 13 can’t ride bikes. (See fatwa No. 3.)   

A man should not live with rules or fatwas and all he should live with humanity and respect towards each other. If this is followed then all these fatwas would never be entertained by the people. Hence "Give Respect and take Respect."